1.“They thought they’d bought the Premier League…then they remembered we’re here! Sorry for the mistake, it won’t happen again…enjoy the bragging rights guys!”
Rio Ferdinand reminds the Blue half of Manchester about Sunday’s result and apologises for his error.
2 “Just woke up from a 17 hour sleep with dribble dried all over my face. I feel like a zombie.”
British tennis starlet Laura Robson recovers from the US Open juniors event.
3.“Usual packing for cricket involves shorts and sunblock. For durham this weekend? Balaclavas and mittens.”
Graeme Swann is ready for the last of the British summer.
4.“Found out that I won the heineken star award today…. I had no idea, but appreciate the gesture….”
Andy Roddick left Flushing meadows in such a hurry he forgot to pick up his award.
5.“Someone is trying to tell me something. Had lunch with two guys, as we left the restaurant they held 1 door open each. Diet time!”
Will Carling realises he needs to shed a few pounds.
6.“Good morning folks. Up drinking my coffee, reading the paper, and about to wake up the Armstrong kids. Paper says I’m 38 today. Really?!? 38?”
Lance Armstrong almost forgets about his birthday.
7. “I made a ribeye this morning for breakfast. I don’t know why I cant stop eating steaks!”
Venus Williams gives us an insight into her dietary routine.
8.“Phil ‘The Cat’ Tufnell on STRICTLY tonight…hope he shakes ’em down….great lad”
David ‘Bumble’ Lloyd voices his support for Phil Tufnell in an epic battle.
9.“Can’t believe Hingis was voted first out of Strictly Come Dancing, thought she was going to do well.”
British tennis’ number one Anne Keothavong is shocked to see Martina Hingis crash out.
10.“I’m buzzing right now!! So so happy about my win! and saw Gwen Stefani!”
Heather Watson isn’t sure if spotting Gwen Stefani tops winning the Girl’s US Open.
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