“Do I wanna go Hull City? NO. Do I wanna go Stoke? NO. Do I wanna go Sunderland? Yes”
Darren Bent discloses his preference for Wearside on Twitter. Ouch, a real kick in the groin for the two other options.
“We know that ArsÃƒÂ©ne Wenger likes the look of Arshavin. But I like the look of Angelina Jolie and it doesn’t always mean you get what you want”
Arshavin’s agent Dennis Lachter hadnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t realised that Wenger has contacts in Hollywood.
“The player was clearly for sale. We had entered into a confidentiality agreement weeks ago but, in my personal opinion, they [Milan] bottled it”
Man CityÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Gary Cook doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t like bottlers.
“You lot take it up the a***…if the ladies will pardon the expression”
Diego Maradona loses his rag with his mortal enemies… journalists.
“We walked across there yesterday. We saved a girl actually – considering her future, shall we say”
Hull Manager Phil Brown saves a womanÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s life on the Humber Bridge.
“He almost caught it and ran into the net with it”
Robbie Keane on Thierry HenryÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s controversial Ã¢â‚¬Å“assistÃ¢â‚¬Â in the famous World Cup play-off.
“I am not a cheat and never have been”
Thierry Henry, you really should have gone to Specsavers.
“They are all probably clapping hands – Michel Platini sitting up there on the phone to Sepp Blatter, probably texting each other, delighted with the resultÃ¢â‚¬Â
Keane reveals his views on the Ã¢â‚¬Å“conspiracyÃ¢â‚¬Âagainst Ireland.
“What shocks me the most is that this player, at the end of the game, went to sit next to an Ireland player to comfort him – when he had just screwed him. If I had been an Irishman he wouldn’t have lasted three seconds”
Thierry is lucky Eric Cantona wasnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t raised across the Irish Sea.
“The replay? I’ll do it when you want on a PlayStation”
Patrice Evra sees the funny side of IrelandÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s World Cup exit.
“It is sad, but what can I do about that? I am responsible for Arsenal. We compete with Manchester United over 37 games instead of 38. I believe it is a problem for the international credibility of the Premier League, but it is not my problem, it is a Premier League problem”
ArsÃƒÂ©ne Wenger on Wolves’ decision to field a weakened team at Old Trafford. He really doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t rate the Wolves reserves at all.
“He was a lion of a man – no, make that three lions”
Gary Lineker expresses his opinion of Sir Bobby Robson. May he rest in peace.
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